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The publicity blurb for an implausibly titled but real book, ‘I Was Tortured by a Pygmy Sex Queen’

Emerging unscathed from Sexton’s previous novel, I Nearly Had It with a Big Baboon, our intrepid hero, Algernon Carruthers, adventurer and palaeontologist, stumbles into a clearing after weeks of wandering through dense, steamy jungle.

Pounced upon by a pack of excited Pygmy women, he is taken to their leader, the voluptuous Amber. Starved not of food but the food of love, Carruthers begs for her favours but is callously rejected. Night after night from the shadows he gazes upon her, his hungry eyes feeding on beauty beyond his reach as she sheds what little clothing she has and slips contentedly into her bed.

Yet again Sexton and his publisher, Viagra Books, have produced a sizzling potboiler with I Was Tortured by a Pigmy Sex Queen. Must Algernon’s natural desires remain unrequited? Will there be no end to his torment? Prepare yourselves for the explosive ending when all is finally revealed.

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