Celebration

A poem which begins: ‘Once I was only a wannabee’

One I was only a wannabee

But now I’m a big celebrity,

I’ve turned the glamour on!

I hug the hoodie, love the lout,

Affection’s what I’m all about,

I’m the cuddly Cameron.

Global warming isn’t nice,

So off I flew to the land of ice

With a warm windjammer on.

I danced with the seals and polar bears,

I’m the eco-man who clearly cares,

I’m the kindly Cameron.

Primed for fame at a public school

The rabble thought I was really cool.

The guy whose grammar shone!

At home with the lord and the lout alike,

I’m the ladies’ knight on a shining bike,

I’m the awesome Cameron!