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Apr 14, 20221 min read

Misleading Advice


Snippets of misleading advice for tourists visiting Britain.


Engage with the British wry sense of humour in airport queues with such quips as ‘I’d love to put a bomb under this lot.’


Impress British teenagers with by congratulating them on their use of countless similes in a single sentence.


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