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Apr 15, 20221 min read

Officially Amazing


A limerick describing a feat worthy of inclusion in Guinness World Records


A salt-crusted sailor from Seaton,

In record time (yet to be beaten),

Popped up to the poop

With a gallon of soup

And slurped till the last scrap was eaten.

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