That's Life

The facts of life explained by a well-known character from a novel.

“It’s a doddle, dear,” said the White Rabbit, “more a matter of bucks and does than of birds and bees – and rabbits should know, not that I’m one to blow my own trumpet. Bunnies are born, or begot, when the buck excites the doe by removing his waistcoat. The doe, like you, must remember the rules she was taught, such as red hot pokers will burn if they’re held too long. The buck, for his part, must get the timing exactly right,” the White Rabbit added, tapping his watch, “or dear, oh dear, he could be too late! When the buck is ready (and potions exist to enlarge any part that might be shrunk) it is simply a case of ‘down the hole’. Does that make it clear?” To Alice it seemed as clear as a bowl of Mock Turtle soup but she held her tongue.