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Apr 13, 20221 min read

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A classified advertisement which is unlikely to elicit a response


Jumbo GooGun – the easy-to-use, sure to amuse Toddlers’ ‘Toy of the Year’! Designed for children aged 2 – 5, this reliable, rechargeable and irresistible novelty guarantees youngsters the time of their life.

With the slightest pressure on the spring-loaded trigger, a magical, non-toxic rainbow spray shoots from the nozzle in all directions transforming the dullest room into a multi-coloured wonderland.

Specially designed to adhere to any surface (though normally removable with scraper, wire brush and elbow grease), this fountain of fun will bring hoots of hilarity into every home.

‘Goo-rate’ value! Order now! explosiveexploits.com

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