A spiced-up children’s poem
The owl and the pussy cat went to sea
With a shamelessly shocking young shrew,
They said, ‘We agree that to do it with three
Could be far more exciting than two.’
They all of them swooned when the pussy cat crooned
A naughty but nautical song
And they sighed, ‘This is nice or, indeed, nice times thrice!’
As they frolicked and frisked all night long
Till the shrew shrewdly said, ‘We can never be wed,
No Turkey would deem it quite right,
And a fowl of the cloth would be fuming with wrath
If he knew of our capers tonight!’
So they settled as one for a lifetime of fun
And, when asked if they clicked as a crew,
They tittered, all three, and responded with glee,
‘Oh we do, yes we do, yes we do!’
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